Office by Alex Penny
My name is Dean, I am an angel of the lord. I am also the angel of Thursday.
AIM: askgoddean
The rules of nesting. Because apparently I need to post this again.
- Never enter an angel’s nest without permission.
- If an angel uses an article of your clothing in a nest, consider it gone forever.
- Respect the boundaries set in place by the nesting angel or you may lose limbs.
- NEVER tamper with an angels nest. We will find you.
- If your angel is nesting, prepare yourself for intercourse. Lots of it.
- Never mock an angel’s nest, we are much stronger than you are.
- Many angels like to decorate the area around their nest. Compliment them on their decorations.
- Many angels also molt around the same time. Feathers molted are usually used in the nest, take a feather and lose a finger.
- Angels are very territorial.
- Never, NEVER, NEVER, deny your angel partner’s nest, if you deny an angel’s nest, they will never mate.
askthesamwinchester submitted:
-doesn’t even blush-
askthesamwinchester: -texts- I hope you're okay.
Thank-you for calling, but the number you have dialed is out of service. Please try again later.
thefinalseal: I'm glad to hear that, I've missed him. I'm doing alright I suppose. Has a lot happened in my absence?
Aw, come on, man. I only turn 33 once. And you weren’t seriously planning on leaving without at least one last kiss, right?
I suppose you are right. A kiss is not much to ask.
Yes. I have placed your…’birthday gift’ in the…’fridge’.
Thanks, man. -grins, figuring it’s pie, or some of that weird meat again- But I know something better for my birthday. -waggles his brow at the angel-
..No. This is not goodbye Sam, I will return.
-releases a breath he hadn’t realized he’d been holding and nods- Good.
..But I suppose I can stay for one more day. Until midnight.
It is your…ah ‘birthday’.
You remembered? -looks surprised at that- But yeah, dude. It’s nearly my birthday.
Yes. I have placed your…’birthday gift’ in the…’fridge’.
